Jesus. I’m a Lions and by extension a Stafford fan, but good god if I could choose between Stafford and Wilson, even I’d pick Wilson. How is that even in any realm of possibility a choice? He’s actually been to fucking Super Bowls! Anyone who makes a take as stupid as Benoit needs to be fired out of a cannon into the…

I’m pretty sure the white woman GOP voters in my family (Alabamans) vote 100% only based on abortion. They will never vote for someone who admits to being pro-choice. For real. That and they are stealth racists who don’t care about equality. It’s like beating your head against a wall to convince them anything other…

Learned everything about Louisiana from this:

The guy clearly knows what he’s talking about. I’ve lived in Chicago for a couple years and, I gotta tell ya, the murder rate has really gone down. I’ve only been murdered 33 times this year!

oh man, this guy is going to be soooo pissed when he sees the new Zatarain’s logo

Lee Dragna = Anal Greed

When the elevator doors open to Donald Trump standing alone

This must be like amateur porn to Mike Pence.

To be fair, he usually just hangs around the Ponies

Actually you should hold it with the most difficult grip until you come set, as going from say a circle change grip to a fastball/curve grip is one smooth movement while going the other way can be fidgety.

Well that clears up everything. /s.

This is why we just paid you $200 million Roger. Make it look good!

And what’s even the rationale? If you’re good enough at it to share, you clearly don’t need her help.

Oh yessssss, yesssssss. That’s the stuff.

I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

Oh, he is. This trade is just the thing he needed to make sure he can ride off into the sunset as THE Yankee legend. Ruth, Mantle, Gehrig, etc. could all play great and all, but none of them ever bought into another team in order to sabotage them to the Yanks’ benefit, did they?!??!? That is how to show you have the…

It means smashmouth with a Samoan quarterback

Maybe it’s a Korn/Smashmouth cover band?