I don’t remember any teams actually trying to make Tebow switch positions. He was drafted as a first round QB ya jabroni.

Except they didn’t even stop trying. They full court pressed after having dunked on their previous possession.

He’s literally the worst defender in the league by most metrics, so even when he’s cooking on offense this is still what you’re getting on defense.

I live in LA. Had some homeless people try to break into my apartment once. I had a bat. I wasn’t scared. They left when I announced my presence and that I had a bat. Occasionally going to the shooting range, and stopping a home invader in the extremely rare case that it ever happens can both be accomplished without…

“They sit there doing nothing almost all the time”

I watched the game and the game wasn’t ever really in question. The Clippers made a decent run toward the end of the 4th and then the Warriors choked the life out of them and won by 7.

Lol you think Jennifer Lawrence has a black assistant?

I didn’t even click the link because I assumed it was that and didn’t want to see it again. How has this happened?

I had to wear a hoodie yesterday damnit!

Yeah, especially considering that Injustice has no assist mechanics or tag features for any other characters. It’s a One v One fighting game not a team fighting game like Marvel vs Capcom or the new Dragonball Fighterz.

I don’t even think the Marlins have a pitcher that can execute this.

All of them here in LA. You specifically pick your seat on a screen that shows all the available seats and seats that have been taken are greyed out. Your seat is also clearly printed and displayed on your ticket.

I was distracted by dance team practice. How do their necks not get sore?

Nope, he has seven rings.

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If the developmental contract covers road expenses wouldn’t one want to stay on the developmental contract when they were called up or am I missing something here? 

Ya know, you don’t have to do the begin/end rant thing. Takes away from the rant. And everybodies solution to Thursday Night Football is to only have teams playing in the game coming off a bye, but nobody actually offers up how the schedule would work in that scenario. So your rant was pretty lazy IMO.

What the hell does the Superbowl being played in a dome have to do with anything? Please don’t digress. Go on.

It’s your own Twitter profile picture, Gerry. You posted that picture.

Yep. Tomlin gets lauded for being aggressive and going for it on 4th downs, but he will only do it in low-stress situations or in desperation like against the Jags in the playoffs. He won’t go for it on 4th and 2 at midfield with 2 or so minutes left in the game. He punted it back to Brady in this situation during the…