I really feel like the Internet has created its own narrative around Melania and that’s a dangerous thing to do. Will never stop feeling bad for that kid though.

Not to be overly pedantic, but at 70, does trump qualify as middle-aged?

Rich people who do not pay taxes voting for the trump?

Thank you for this. A woman isn’t lacking in agency just because she’s making decisions you don’t agree with. I might concede that she’s in over her head, but to cast her as someone so blank that she can’t muster up the power to make her own decisions is a disservice to both her, and other women like her. Just because…

“Scientology is the No. 1 foe of psychiatry.”

The parallels between Trump and L. Ron Hubbard have been very striking from the very start of his campaign.

I want to see people pulling off the top of the cake while cameras flash. Then papers all over the world can publish a feature:

You’d think he’d know this by now. He’s had three weddings.

The original planning manual called for strudel, but they thought that was a little too on-the-nose.

So you’ve seen Sean Spicer’s “press statement” (no questions!) this afternoon.

When you have no knowledge of or respect for the process of getting things done, you don’t think about the needs of those who are doing the heavy lifting.

What are they going to do after that “cutting”? Pretend to eat it, like at a 5 yr. old’s ‘tea party’?

Nah, you should laugh at this white supremacist who keeps stealing from a much classier black man. How embarrassing!

‘We didn’t copy the cake, the media doctored the images of the cake to make the administration look bad.

This feels like a metaphor for his entire time in office. Look grand but turns out it was stolen from someone else and it’s fake inside.

Nah, she donated the proceeds to people Trump want to hurt. That’s apology enough.

How can his team be so fucking incompetent that they forgot to order the cake in time for a custom design? Jesus christ, anyone who’s every planned a wedding knows that the cake is one of the first things you order.

Well obviously, this makes sense. The entire transition has been poorly planned and rushed because they don’t know what they’re doing.

“Great, only three inches of the cake is usable, too?”