You guys, it was noted invisible Trump spokesman John Barron!

Her?

I would like to be a part of this pact.

I really want Joe and Dr. Jill to come back to Delaware, buy the house a few doors down from me, and join our neighborhood pool. He’d love Raft Night!

That was too many Trump pictures in a row.

Pence is worse.

I have a rhythm method brother, a condom brother, and a diaphragm sister. My parents aren’t too skilled in birth control.

Oh, I met a lady at the gym who turns out to be president of a local right to life group after we became FB friends. She is so smug about her fucking rhythm method. I could punch her. (She is a wealthy, suburban SAHM) She also mocked Kate Middleton’s Hyperemesis Gravidarum because she should be able to deal with “a…

Right? I spent today in my pajamas. Thankfully I had to take my son to an evening activity or I would have spent the day drinking in my pajamas. Every time I think about what happened yesterday, I feel like I’ve been punched in the gut. I want to move on and find peace, but I am panicked and anxious.

He’s so cute. I would be okay with it being BIGGER.

I had Kim Kardashian perfume and it smelled amazing but it gave me a rash. :(

I joined the gym near my house and signed up for personal training. Because that sounds less hellish than reading the news or the unhinged FB posts of the Trumpers I haven’t unfriended. (also, drinking)

It’s particularly satisfying that the video cuts him off in the middle of a word.

The pattern, along ones for the sheep sweater and the Peruvian sweater, can be found here:  https://coco724.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/then-and-now/

LOL. My sister went to urgent care after she ate beets and they gave her antibiotics for a UTI. Only after she paid for everything and was on the way home did she remember the beets.

Tickety boo!

My husband and I started dating in 1995 and married in 1998. There is no one’s snoring I’d rather be awoken to at 3am. We take care of each other without trying to change each other. As an unofficial observer of my friends divorces over the years, it seems that several of them expected their partners to change somehow…

I wash my legs every day and THEN I shave them with soap or body wash. Mine are extra clean.

There is a lot of unconvincing face in this edition of Tweet Beat.

Gene Simmons was so gross in that interview I can’t even listen to KISS anymore.