“Vulva” is exactly how my sister pronounces the name of my new Swedish car. I guess I should correct her.

My friend and I have this conversation often, related to a few teachers in our kid’s school who don’t seem to like kids much. We have a theory that by the time these people get to the point where they realize they don’t much like kids (student teaching or the first few years of their career) it’s too late. They have…

I was in a bar in Philly listening to my friend’s jazz band play. Someone off stage interrupted him and he came back and announced that she’d died. It was very strange.

Bar soap causes more soap scum in the shower, so we mostly use liquid soap for everything. I keep a bar of pink Dove in the shower because I enjoy the smell.

The men’s boxer shorts as an outside layer confounds me now.

Listen, it was the one time in my life I had good hair. It’s all been a downhill slide since then. I keep asking my hair lady if perms are back yet and she just laughs and trims my sensible mom-bob.

You would curl them to make them high like a rainbow on top (the higher the better, like you sprayed the shit out of your bangs while the Acela was driving by) and then with a few piece-y pieces curled under to hide your forehead zits.

The early to mid-90's was a time of unique clothing layering options. My favorite outfit in high school (1992 grad) was a pair of white long john pants, over which I layered a pair of cut off sweatpant shorts OR men’s boxer shorts. On top I liked a tank top over which I layered an oversized BUM equipment sweatshirt…

Because that would explain a lot.

Is this the same “John Miller” who used to work for Trump?

How they fill all that blandness with approximately 1,000,000 calories per item is a real mystery.

I’d totally choose a cat. I’ve pretty much come to terms with the fact that I’m a Hufflepuff anyway.

The wheels lock up on the carts at my TJ Maxx if you attempt to take them out of the store. If TJ Maxx has that technology, I bet Wal-Mart does too!

With the chest hair of Guy Fieri!!!

A mayoral debate with a focus on public safety was scheduled to be held at Howard High last night; they canceled it. http://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/201…

ESPECIALLY when it’s raining.

Even if it’s raining.

Nothing feels as satisfying as shaking your head in disgust at the people who just push them up on the curb or leave them in a blank spot.

Grab bag sale?!?! I bought mine from Amazon. I will have to look at their website.

I bought Undersummers last year and they are amazing! You won’t be disappointed!