He’s gonna faceplant hard in the next few debates. His record is just too mediocre to keep up his polling and he doesn’t have the Obama charm at all

The only thing he’s on is Iowa’s dick.

And what, exactly, can they do? Abrams is great but her entire strategy boils down to “hope we can stop them from doing it again in fall 2020 via the courts but we don’t have any backup plan”

This is the real story here. Major media is understating this as padding, embellishing or exaggerating, but that implies that there is some basis in truth. Ex: Claiming to have graduated with honors when you actually only graduated. Or claiming to have graduated when you only attended. Or claiming an actual degree…

I think that’s the picture she used on her fake Time Magazine cover.

We just got rid of someone at my work who looked impressive on paper and had her references check out (ha), but was completely and utterly useless. Ended up in a meeting with me telling her in front of other people that she may find value in googling some of the basics of her job that she’s supposedly been doing at…

I will believe in both santa and jesus if that happens.

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

Here’s to President 2 Scoops!

For real I want MSNBC & CNN to spend as much time talking about this shit as they did Hillary having the flu. I mean noted douche bag Chris Clizzia was constantly harping on about what a big story that was. This man lives off of fried foods, gets no exercise and wouldn’t know what a vegetable looked like if you told…

Here’s to all those late night hamberdurs catching up to him!

As someone who is Dessen’s age, I feel fully confident in saying “Sarah, honey, you’ve got to grow up and get over yourself.” Nothing, especially not a minor slight from a college kid, ever pushed me into going on an all-day twitter rant.

It’s why preteens like her books so much; she acts and thinks like one.

I was particularly disturbed by Dessen’s tweets about how this one young woman’s opinion was ‘mean and cruel’ and had ruined her day. It seems this 50 year old woman has less emotional maturity than the 15 year old kids she writes about.

As important as it is for girls to learn about this stuff, the damn boys need some serious education as well.

Please find me a source for which vaginal deodorising, shaving, or steaming is good for you that is not either Cosmo or Goop.

lulz.  You aren’t a woman are you?

“vaginal deodorizers, VSpot Medi Spa’s vaginal steaming services, Billie’s razors”

Something tells me T.I. doesn’t know about The Loophole.

And this is what he’s telling the world about. What kind of things must Deyjah have had to endure over the years?