McDonald's breakfast sandwiches are the bomb.  Starbucks not so much

I live in California. Once the restoration is finished, I’m shipping it out here.

... “Macro profile”?

It’s there to affect the texture of the sauce. 

In case you, like me, saw this image and were horrified about the damage to the environment done by dumping giant rust buckets into the sea, this is apparently a legit operation to create artificial reefs. Honestly pretty cool.

Starbucks (AKA “Fancy Dunkin’”) is the same thing, probably from the same pre-fab “chef’s kitchen”/factory.

That is the correct take.

Can’t believe how low that window crank is. Can you even see out the windscreen while using it? 

That idiot is the author...

I wonder why vehicles built in the Rust Belt don’t resist rust better.

There is no such thing as a special Jeep. I'd buy this just to destroy it and make the world just slightly better off than before.

All I know is that it explains why you married her, because someone willing to spend money on horses hardly has room to complain about a car hobby.

Before you criticize me for looking at a new project despite already owning eight Jeeps—many in desperate need of repairs—just hear me out: this Jeep in The Badger State is truly special.

They are on par with Toyotas only because Toyotas are not what they once were in build/materials quality. They have sort-of met in the middle (though I certainly think the Koreans have climbed more than Toyota has descended).

Vontaze is on the Raiders now 

Well, this site is dead and it’s a bummer. Somewhat shocked to find that I genuinely like most of the people here (even the ones with whom I stridently disagree), and I wish y’all well. Thanks for giving me a place to laugh at dumb shit, roll my eyes at the grotesque spectacle of US democracy, and spew commie…

I get a $20 haircut once every year or two. (Really $14, but I just round up for the tip.)

If AOC had paid “$100 less at the subsidized barber shop at the Capitol,” do you think we’d be getting a hatchet piece about how AOC stole $100 from all of us for a fancy haircut?

They really should have led with “Alex Swoyer is a woman, and she knows better than to say this, but...” I got to the end where it revealed it was a woman who knows what women’s haircuts cost making this attack anyway.  Fucking moonies.

You know what, ghouls at the Washington Times (owned by the Moonies the last time I checked)? I have a girlfriend who is in the fifth out of seven years of discharging personal bankruptcy (unpaid medical bills from before she was full-time, of course.) Do you know what is included in her fixed expenses budget every…

Too many Deadspin posts look like Onion ones lately!