Weight is a street term referring to selling drugs in large quantities. In other words, he wasn't selling dime bags or zips (ounces), he was selling by the pound. 

LOLOLOLOL

Just so I’m clear, the “steps to discourage” the chop that the Braves had allegedly previously implemented included:

Preview of Braves fans when Helsley enters the game tonight:

The Braves fans shouldn’t have an issue with this as they’re already used to saying the n word only when POC aren’t around.

Great shade she threw at Jay-Z...

We have learned so much about you today 

“the company made them agree to not resell the GTs for at least two years in order to prevent flippers and #brand #depreciation”

There are a lot of things I wish I knew in my 20s. Who the president of the United States was isn’t one of them. 

“And here’s a hearty FUCK YOU from @jack’s latest Burmese retreat.”

Because in many cities calling a cab results in a 50% chance they will actually show up. I’m in a city with 1M people and trying to get a cab to our house is one of the more frustrating things in life. Then the cabs are always disgusting and feel like they will fall apart during your ride. 

In my experience:

Twitter’s home page should just say: “I liked you more when I knew you less”

I can’t imagine what he writes on the tip line on his restaurant receipts...

WOW...that dude is one of the most prolific shit-posters in history. Based on what’s actually been published, he must split his free time between writing (and mailing!) missives about what grinds his gears and yelling at clouds.

I first read that as “Fuck the Golden Girls” and I was all WTF man? What did Sofia ever do to you?

Fuck, the Golden Girls are probably too woke for these imbeciles.

I am waiting for the full retro Wocka Wocka model

Waku waku - ワクワク - “exciting, exciting”

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOOMER!