But I love my wife emotionally,

Peeling and seeding your tomatoes so your sauce is “smoother” is the adult equivalent of cutting the crusts off your sandwiches. 

I guess we know which Deadspin commentator works at a Wahlburgers, home of that authentic Hingham flavor.

“just following orders” “not our fault” “didn’t have a choice” “needes the money”

Thats absurd. Every single America. Who fought in that war is a borderline criminal who made this nation less safe.