That's a lovely ad with beautiful families but now I really want a 'smore.

I know it's still a commercial but it's lovely and now I want a s'more.

Dear Future Wife,

In lieu of a traditional proposal gift (i.e. a diamond ring), I would like to offer you a choice:

1) A wonderful 1.89 carat heirloom conflict free diamond passed down from my great grandmother.
Or
2) This starter yurt:

The Wife is better educated, more attractive, more popular, a better person, and soon to be making far more money than I, The Man.

And I'm ok with that. Because I can still kick her ass.

BROFIST

Krabappel. Not Krabapple.

Any other cynics out there who have just accepted that they will get cancer at some point in their lives?

We are always more the same than different. We're just conditioned to think about the differences.

You really think being pressured to have sex with someone you don't want to sleep with would be an "atta boy" positive thing?

That's the thing. This is why I said never mind. Miley Cyrus is a little racist shit stain who has built a career on appropriating black culture like a perverse minstrel show. I was going to say that Cyrus' racism precludes her from feminism, but feminists are just as bad as Cyrus when it comes to racism and hostility…

YOU GET A STAR!!!! YOU GET A STAR!!!! YOU GET A STAR!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY GETS A STAR!

It's essentially an empty box with a flag over it—a symbol. Much like the POW-MIA incident, this is all over the perceived insult to a symbolic representation of something military-related. (And not, as so many of our readers have pointed out, anything nearly as harmful as crimes and violations that are actually happen…

Someone can be proud of heritage and I don't think it means you're racist, but when heritage costs over 600,000 lives I am not sure anyone should be proud of that.

Since it's already started, I'll put my inevitable grey comment here. It's not for infertile people, or people who struggle to conceive, to save the world & adopt all the babies. Fertile people are just as capable of adopting as those who struggle to conceive. It's not up to anyone but the parents to decide how they…

Is Kim Kardashian considered white? To the extent that I give any thought to her or what she does, I've always considered her biracial.

Here's the thing. These kinds of moments are important because they really test us. I can separate my disdain for some of the things that Miller has said and done in his personal life from an incident like this which is clearly unprofessional and totally over the line. Just because I don't like him doesn't mean I…