To make it personalized, vagazzle it if you will, The idea of watching a show that is based upon the idea of things I don’t want to see in action is not something that brings me joy.

the human Guess Who? card

Can we all agree that “bae” standing for “before anyone else” is a false etymology? It’s just an abbreviation of “babe” informed by the spelling of “babe.”

I may have just farted from laughing so hard at this comment. You’re so right. The dude looks straight outta Guess Who?

Yeah, this guy is the clear winner, not the human Guess Who? card.

Soon

I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

If anything Tiffany is the “normal” one - trying to distance herself as much as possible from her orange buffoon sperm donor

This is fairly inconsequential, but: “in totem”?

Back when Giuliani was running his kids refused to endorse him or show up for him. His daughter is publicly working for Clinton. Kids can stand on their own principles.

When you’re disgusted by his actions but the track is fire.

Nothing is wrong with his signature. It very clearly reads “Damn Hnn mup.”

guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago

Dear Mike,

I’m trying to be outraged over the content, but first I have to get over my outrage over the grammar.

Poor girl. She’s gonna get Lohan’d if no one is careful with her.

The girl brings her own SoulCycle bike and trainer on tour so I wish she’d stop acting like the “normal body” Lorax. She doesn’t speak for me or my thighs.

You don’t know their grandma! Plenty of grandmas are legit horrible people.