The stuff with his sisters has passed the statute of limitations. Cheating on your wife and a porn addiction are not felonies.

My first instinct is that Tom Cruise surely has the best rolls that money can buy, but then again he probably has to avoid carbs to keep his action-star figure, so maybe not.

Relax. Acid doesn’t turn you into a raging homicidal maniac. Something else was going on here.

I suspect there’s a little something more to this than “the LSD made me do it.”

I met my doppelganger once too.

I wouldn’t mind getting a glimpse into the writing department here...do you guys actually feel outrage at this simplistic crap, or do you just sit around and think about what you can get the readers angry over?

that name , there should be a lawsuit for that only.

I have some friends who work for Google and Amazon and I asked how accurate the show was and they all smirked and answered “very”.

When I clear away the dishes at dinner, I ask my wife “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done or Done-done? “ before I take her plate.

That’s not a double standard, unless people that are against catcalling are fine with it when women do it. When have you ever heard people standing up for the [largely imaginary] women that catcall? This is what’s known in the biz as a “strawman argument.”

This is on Jezebel because there’s no reason it shouldn’t be.

All in the line of doodie.

several years. musta been one helluva long lunch.

I’ve seen some pretty fugly babies, my friend.

Ughhhh. You just know he needs something. Babies always need something. Get out of here baby, I only have time for myself and my cats.

I just watched a video of Ted Cruz’s father preaching (ranting) about Ted being annointed by God as a “king” meant to “take the spoils of war” (control of government and literal wealth) back from the heathens and give it to the “priests,” ushering in the “End Times transfer of wealth” from the unbeliever from the…

Ugh, another pastor wnting to kill all gay people. I mean, that’s entirely unfair and unjustified. I’ve only killed, like, four pastors. Tops.

Vote Republican 2016: We'll polish that turd yet!

Thanks for the link, I had no idea. Sigh. Why do people have to be such frigging morons?!?

This is very appropriate since Dogbert’s creator, Scott Adams, has been possessed by demons of stupidity for some time. Most recently, he complained that comparing Trump to Hitler was racist.