Encouraging road rage is safer than a lane change?

Yeah, nearly dying was certainly “what was coming to him” for driving too close to the car in front of him.

Whoops, misspelling, I meant it’s on pointe, my laundry has studied ballet for years.

My 6 year old made this her first time in paint. I want this on a license plate.

“It’s supposed to look like it was drawn by a child, but it was really just drawn in Paint by somebody who accidentally opened it that one time.”

oh and im not surprised by P!nk. she’s always othered herself from “those pop stars” and claims she doesnt use sex appeal which is laughable

Supposedly Ned pretended to be the father/kept silent about the mother to spare Jon from Robert Baratheon’s murderlust for Targaryens, much less a son of Rhaegar and Lyanna, especially after what happened to Rhaegar’s known children.

“With a pair of scissors and a long weekend, you can turn any Bible into a book fit for a Christian home.” - Ms. Betty Bowers

I suppose it’s POSSIBLE that a “gorgeous, athletic, educated, careered, humorous, travelled” person could reach 26 and still be a virgin, but it seems highly unlikely. Whatever the case is, I hope she’s having fun.

I bid two goats and an acre of farmland of a goodly soil.

There is a lot to unpack here.

Orlaty? KaBloom?

Did it ever occur to you that he got those things that you resent not because everyone was super impressed by his clock but because people felt bad that a kid got treated so shittily for no good reason?

Yeah, it’s almost as if his abilities as a clockmaker weren’t as important as the mistreatment he received from his school and the local police, huh? Like his story wasn’t so much about engineering as it was bigotry?

As for Qatar, you’re right that it’s a pretty terrible place but tens of thousands of other Americans…

Sure, it’s easy to sound fishy - to any standard suburban white person who hasn’t experienced or witnessed hardcore demeaning bigotry first hand.

(Fuck even rich people like Johnny Depp have opted out of the country due to “too many people acting like unevolved idiots”.)

They didn’t believe that clock was a bomb for even a minute, though. They snapped pictures of it, posed around the thing, didn’t evacuate the school, and sent the kid to the principal’s office. You don’t send a bomber to get a stern talking-to.

I mean, if I was Leo, every molecule in my body would have been screaming with anxiety over whether or not I was FINALLY going to get the award, and I would also be exquisitely aware that everybody was going to be watching and analyzing even the slightest indication of an expression on my face, so I would be trying my…

I mean, adopting also can (and often does) carry risk, difficulty, and expense...

Someone please make this horror movie right now, where the anti-abortion activist wakes up with a new uterus AND pregnant, after a night spent harassing women in bars.

Edited - “nobody needs a FACE to live”
well, they actually kinda do.

The fact is - there was no legitimacy “second guessing” about penis transplants or viagra - so there shouldn’t be about this.