I heard a new Weezer song the other day, and it’s about girls. Rivers, you’re 40. Stop.

“How can I hate women? Me mum’s one.”

For once, I can empathize with Kim. My dad passed away before any of his grandchildren were born. It's one of those things I sincerely wish he had gotten to see.

I think she did a good job of calling out everyone.

Seriously *all* celebrities are thirsty. (As are all humans - it’s human nature).

It’s really just a silly meme to dehumanize people for showing enthusiasm about anything - (started by the “dead inside” demographic).

But but but....even in Gilbert Grape!?!?!

I LOVE Adele and think she’s one of the most talented vocalists ever, but as a singer, I’m not buying this explanation. She sounded really strained, and when you’re straining on a high belt like that, you go flat. I definitely think it was just a bad night and I’m sure the sound problems didn’t help, but she was…

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

I’ve got to go with #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack. Cuz I just can’t deal with another UTI right now.

Your blood volume increases and your blood also has to start circulating through the placenta, as well as all kinds of hormone level shifts, up and down, and it really can be a rollercoaster.

I prefer to find out about pregnancy the old fashioned way, in the middle of excruciating labor in a deserted alley way, as punishment for my sins of the flesh.

“Even today, I’m obsessed with space. The other week, I Googled what space sounds and smells like.”

It’s amazing how they never see the correlation. “I’m oppressed because none of these stuck-up feminazi bitches will fuck me! And Jennifer Lawrence is a fat, ugly whore who I wouldn’t fuck with someone else’s dick!”

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

I don’t know what you all are upset about. This is a work of art.

Ah yes, the traditional Japanese name “Huki Muki.”

...except your children might be genetically predisposed to confuse “you’re” and “your.”

Yes, because she just “made” it without any difficulty or effort on her part and she’s certainly not qualified to speak about the sexism in the music industry after working her way through it... Let’s ignore the fact that she has stated that she was raped by a producer as a budding artist. That’s certainly not sexism…

“I was just as unaware that Canada had Aboriginals”

...........really?