Future privacy will be the new celebrity.

Or is it that she is trapped in a messy prison of her own creative talents, wishing to break free and embrace a new life, a life that is too pristine to last, too ethereal to exist for very long on this cruel planet, but that is her one, true self?

I’m so confused. She changed her shirt halfway through, from one that’s obvi for painting (there is paint all over it) to a clean one that the wind is about to blow right into the paint.

“YOU F-WORD F-WORD N-WORD C-WORD N-WORD K-WORD N-WORD F-WORD C-WORD!!!!”

Just curious: are you reacting to the microphone pops or the mouth clicks?

I’m in tears laughing at this take!

Yes, it took me a good 12 waking hours to come up with that. Shut up.

Boomused?

Correct :)

You are so welcome! Your comment is the best kind of thank you :)

Sorry but also you’re welcome :)

Maybe he didn’t want me to outshine him. There can only be one weirdo in this relationship!!

You beautiful idiot, you.

You know, I bet it would work in English too :)

LOL I hope he is! I bet he was totally innocent and just wanted a friend to speak English with but his weirdness in the dark towards a stranger walking alone just made it super scary - man or otherwise.

I’d like to think if it was Cattrall, there would be waaaaay more dirt in it other than how hard SJP wants her kids to blink.

Yes! The phrase was useful then for scaring away would-be murderers/playpals, but is also useful now for getting that sweet, sweet Washlet.

Michelle Collins ... reportedly recited a series of emails, which Parker allegedly sent to a friend of Collins’s who’s on staff for SJP and her husband Matthew Broderick.

What the fuck did I just read.

This story isn’t supernatural but it’s 100% true and probably the closest I’ve (knowingly) come to being in serious trouble.