Well, not quite. Math says that if there is equal probability of decrypting any given item at any given time, then a sequence of the same item multiple times in a row has the same probability as as any other sequence. Probability of heads five times is equal to tails-tails-heads-heads-tails, etc.

Yeah he’s either serious and an asshole or a troll and an asshole. I know I shouldn’t feed them but sometimes it is a bit cathartic to not feel like I have to be nice to someone ;)

Oh honey, it wasn’t an offer. How cute! No, you seem to have yourself well in hand, you just need my comments to jerk off to.

*jerk-off motion*

Yeah, I figured. Sometimes it’s fun to troll back a bit :)

Jesus man work on your strawman arguments, that is way too obvious. You gotta work on your game if you’re going to pretend like you’re somehow winning at this. All I hear is sniveling and mewling and whining and pants-shitting. Where is that bold, daring, dodging honi soit I once I knew?

Dude, don’t believe blindly any video you see either, you goddamn nincompoop.

Um. The video started after the initial incident, as videos sometimes do. You want me to diagram this out for you?

Some people are definitely missing it and jumping on the outrage train automatically, but I also think there is something to be said for how insensitive the ad actually is, even if you take into account the entire thing and its intended message of inclusivity (and especially if you take into account some of Dove’s…

She was the one who originally stood up for the black teens that were being abused by Lime-A-Rita dude.

I will be sure to tell her next time we get coffee to please consider the splatter radius of her soup and whether a white person is standing within it next time she tells a racist to fuck off.

No sorries here.

And a bit of having foreign boyfriends. She just seems to soak up their accents.

Did it plump back up to a parenthesis at all when he said “fuck you” to Trump and Trumpets?

I think.... this is the full ad? As far as I know it only ran as a gif in sidebar ads etc.

Dove didn’t claim it would get the black out, but it echoed - I’m sure unintentionally, but very insensitively - vintage ads that actually did suggest just that.

Wait excuse my ignorance, but is this real? Are the real odds out there for Trump “winning” an IQ test?

What I need from you, is how to cure it.

Intelligence.............. quiz.

I mean, he probably has no idea how the numbers actually scale, so he’d think it’s like getting a C in smarts, which he’d spin into a non-elite every-man tale.