I have liked them more or less from the beginning but you could not pay me enough money to be in a relationship with either of them:

4.5) Genes.

My mom went to school with someone named Mary Chris Moose. I am not making this up.

Incongruously, a fruit cake. It’s offered up way too often and we’re expected to eat it, it’s usually hard to stomach, it’s full of strange unappetizing tidbits, and whenever we eat it we’re secretly we wish we were eating another cake.

Seeing Adam’s dramatization of their early interactions is 100% going to force me to go back and watch from the beginning.

I thought Desi was going to off himself, and still may. Would be interesting if Marnie allows herself to bear some of the blame or if she just further entrenches herself in self-righteousness and self-pity.

It also gets her lots of ATTENTION. Sweet, sweet, nourishing attention.

Dude I thought at first you meant the Coca-Cola-owned bottled water distributor and I was so fucking incensed about it.

OMG for real. It’s as if they didn’t have one single human person attempt to play it longer than an hour during testing.

She’s right, though. It stands for

SO amazing. The attention to detail is just absurd, but works seamlessly within the medium.

I think the Lion King was revelatory for its animation too. The wildebeest stampede was unlike any kind of animation done before, and the African savanna was given some of the most gorgeous hand-animated scenes ever produced.

My sister and I watched the Lion King so many times, we had the entire thing memorized, songs and all.

How could you confuse asparagus and scallion. This woman lies about GARNISHES even.

Cause he’s a big boy now. He’s daddy’s big boy.

And “Allahu akbar” is itself an anagram of “Hulk à la Arab”. It all makes sense now...

An adult, but only an adult who never intends to have children.

“We need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!”

I like where your head’s at, but I wouldn’t want my fetus tortured by some goddamn nutjobs during its last hours or days of life.

It’s almost as though they don’t understand science?!? So weird.