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Oh please. She wrote new lyrics. She acknowledged her source material from the beginning and even sought permission from Des’ree’s team to include it in the album. They apparently gave permission but came back with restrictions on the name and distributing music videos. Beyonce’s team ignored the additional…

Awww did someone flip you off and hurt your feelings? Poor baby.

The smile could be a rictus of fear.

M’lady

WWJD?

Isn’t it a play on the phrase “no man’s land”?

Of course he’s that big. Rilakkuma is a bear in a bear suit.

ESQ: Politically, you’re the Anti-Pussy party?

O.O

Clover,

Only gripe about the movie is the idea that a piano would be remotely in tune after crossing an ocean, sitting on the beach (sometimes in water!) for several days, and getting dragged through a jungle.

shi-PLAP!!

His name is, apparently, Sami.

Imagine the shower you’d have to take to wash off the slime after a “tooth massage.”

Sold.

Apparently I have to watch Night at the Museum now? Ugh.

Handjob for sure. You can see the thumb.

No Oscar, right?

If (big if) s/he is telling the truth, then evidence seems to point to Sean Penn as far as I can tell.