Yeah. 16 songs written and recorded in less than year. That’s not enough time. It’s all the same stuff she’s been singing throughout the entirety of her career: love songs with cliche lyrics that give an air of authenticity but are likely fake. She’s 30. She needs to grow up and talk about something else. Why is she…

Lol. No she doesn’t. Have you read the lyrics for this album? They are awful, especially when sung. She goes out of her way to make words that don’t rhyme... rhyme. 

That made me laugh. I wasn't existing that. 

Well, I don’t see us getting past the argument at this point. Sucks, I guess. Edit: I prefer to dig deeper into art than pontificate about surface-level critiques, which is a tactic reserved for those with no intellectual curiosity.

If you weren’t hellbent on making ridiculous criticisms against the episode, you’d understand that many of the shots were from the point of view of the characters. For a direct comparison, Michael Mann’s Public Enemies uses the camera in a way that mirrors characters’ mental state. Welcome to art, I guess?

They are McGuffins. The real threat consists of humans, not these creatures. Remember, they wouldn’t exist without humanity fucking shit up. The Whitewalkers and their ilk have no emotion, no character. Cersei and her people? They do. And it drives them to do far more terrible things.

lolwut. You really wanted character development for a force that only wants death? That would cheapen their existence. Apparently it takes so much brain power to actually think about your negative opinions and potential counter arguments before posting.

It was intentional. The battle was frenetic and overwhelming. We are seeing what the North was seeing: very little and nothing but chaos. 

What will it take for you to give this show an A-?

Someone who isn’t a piece of shit wouldn’t do it. Fuck Tarantino.

It cost me $7 on iTunes. Even if it’s a stinker of an album it’s not a bad price.