As a Canadian who is still bitter about what happens 4 years ago: AHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Uhh when his arms extended involuntarily like that, it’s called decerebrate posturing. That dude was severely concussed.

"DON'T: Buy into all the hype. My first year on the festival, we booked a band who had seen nothing but glowing reviews for their albums. Their momentum was murdered by one bad Pitchfork review: They went from indie darling to indie afterthought almost overnight."

It fucking bugs me that this dog can give a verbose and well-considered interview without even one person batting an eye, yet I know for a fact that that wouldn't be the case if I went and took a shit on the carpet.

WYSHINSKI: [takes a shot]

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

I will never wear any costume that will inhibit my ability to get laid. I can do that on my own, drunk free will. I don't need a stupid mask and spandex to cock block me.

I don't think that's the Chateau based on the pics, looks more like those pics were taken from the Westin hotel, just slightly further South/East

People who are arguing Whitney's career is going down the toilet are ignoring the fact that the toilets in Sochi don't work.

The only real problem with decaf is that nobody bothers to do it well. I used to work in a restaurant where we'd make pretty good urns of regular coffee, but if you wanted decaf, you got a Folgers single.

I had to switch to decaf for a while earlier this year for medical reasons. I never bothered to go back. Don't honestly miss the caffeine — I've always drank coffee for the flavor, not the jolt. edited to add: HOWEVER, the six weeks where I couldn't even drink decaf totally sucked. Tea is a poor substitute.

Jeez, show some cultural sensitivity, Tyson.

These thieves are obvious amateurs that will never be able to go pro.

Speller No. 43, Mary Horton: Heard a "Who" before most newborns could even discern the sounds of human speech. Gifted with innate phonetic expertise.

Speller No. 139, Gokul Venkatachalam; because he's been training since the ink dried on his birth certificate.

This is totally fake. If she was really in Australia, she'd have spun the other way.

Punch Drunk Love was truly a great movie and I loved Sandler in it. Paul Thomas Anderson turned the Sandler persona in on itself and gave us a raw look at the anger and sadness that lurked just below the surface. I will always treasure that movie and so should Sandler. That took real acting and skill.

My dog Hrbark will love it. The guy really knows how to lift a leg.

"These troughs were installed in 1999 and remain surprisingly clean because fans constantly missed wide left."