As a Canadian who is still bitter about what happens 4 years ago: AHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Uhh when his arms extended involuntarily like that, it’s called decerebrate posturing. That dude was severely concussed.

So in any case, the headline should probably read, “Here’s more evidence that ancient galactic super civilizations didn’t exist”

This is what I’ve never understood about these discussions. We’re literally looking into the past and our ability to do even THAT is fairly new. It just screams of hubris as people declare this stuff impossible.

No, we’re just too primitive ourselves to really be able to travel or reach out.

"DON'T: Buy into all the hype. My first year on the festival, we booked a band who had seen nothing but glowing reviews for their albums. Their momentum was murdered by one bad Pitchfork review: They went from indie darling to indie afterthought almost overnight."

It fucking bugs me that this dog can give a verbose and well-considered interview without even one person batting an eye, yet I know for a fact that that wouldn't be the case if I went and took a shit on the carpet.

WYSHINSKI: [takes a shot]

Be honest. You just made up that part about baby seals just so you'd have something to say you're sorry for, didn't you?

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

I will never wear any costume that will inhibit my ability to get laid. I can do that on my own, drunk free will. I don't need a stupid mask and spandex to cock block me.

I don't think that's the Chateau based on the pics, looks more like those pics were taken from the Westin hotel, just slightly further South/East

People who are arguing Whitney's career is going down the toilet are ignoring the fact that the toilets in Sochi don't work.

The only real problem with decaf is that nobody bothers to do it well. I used to work in a restaurant where we'd make pretty good urns of regular coffee, but if you wanted decaf, you got a Folgers single.

I had to switch to decaf for a while earlier this year for medical reasons. I never bothered to go back. Don't honestly miss the caffeine — I've always drank coffee for the flavor, not the jolt. edited to add: HOWEVER, the six weeks where I couldn't even drink decaf totally sucked. Tea is a poor substitute.

Jeez, show some cultural sensitivity, Tyson.

These thieves are obvious amateurs that will never be able to go pro.

Speller No. 43, Mary Horton: Heard a "Who" before most newborns could even discern the sounds of human speech. Gifted with innate phonetic expertise.

Speller No. 139, Gokul Venkatachalam; because he's been training since the ink dried on his birth certificate.

Well for a start it's on IGG and has flexible funding. To many people those are going to be red flags. There's a good reason why Kickstarter is vastly more successful and that the projects run on it succeed more often (according to the metrics I've seen) despite the fact it's generally stricter. In fact it's probably…