Matt Lauer’s firing was about as expected as Donald Trump’s incompetence. Figuring out who sexually harasses women isn’t very difficult to predict. Lauer consistently gave Trump and O’Reilly a pass on their shitty behavior while grilling HRC about emails and telling her to keep her answers brief.

Shout-out to Ann Curry!!! I hope you are celebrating wherever you are, hon.

That wealth is going to start trickling down any time now!

But I thought thirty years of tax cuts would increase revenue.

That lead GIF is now the featured exhibit at the Blue Balls Hall of Fame.

I don’t work in law enforcement, but I do watch a lot of people play LEOs on TV...so I don’t understand how they can pretend they weren’t threatening/shaming her on FB rather than trying to find her when they could probably look up the car’s owner through the DMV. They didn’t want to talk to her, they wanted to send a…

Simmer down now, kid.

Who hurt you?

Well, tough shit England, that’s what you get for Brexit.

I have never heard of any of these people. Maybe you logged on to the twinternet by accident? Try turning your computer off and then turn it back on again.

Anyone who kicks the shit out of Rand Paul is automatically in the right.

I’m perfectly happy never visiting Reddit, so having Jalops curate it and add epic David Tracy rebuilds is all I need.

Even after reading all the greys about gun violence in the Steve Kerr article, your comment is the dumbest thing I have read on the internet in a great while.

He must have double vision something fierce. Everyone knows you eat at the Y.

I REALLY am loathe to defend Trump, but video CLEARLY shows Abe doing it first. This is why alt-right idiots bleat on about fake news.

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

I know that I should feel bad about this, but I’m having trouble mustering it up. I’m a terrible person.

The joke

I work as the to-go person at a restaurant. You know what I make per hour? $4.80. My point is, that while I don't expect to be tipped like a server (I worked for years as a server, but chose to do the to-go position because it had been a few years since I'd served and wanted to ease back into it), it is not "fine" not…