It’s kind of a known thing that FLOTUS has a soft spot for GWB. Kind of like how I think he is one of the worst Presidents (God willing) in known history, but I never thought he genuinely wished anything but the best for the country. Oh sweet mid aughts me - little did I know how worse things could get.

I have no comment on this story. I am just frustrated that this is the only photo any news story involving Chelsea Manning can use. Grainy, B&W, from below. Girl — put a professional photography shoot on your list of demands!

• A little extendable tongue for performing oral sex on demand.

Apparently, we are not alone.

Is anyone getting a Natalie Dormer look from this other pig?

Except that didn't happen at all. We got drunk and ate free ice cream.