Now how in the world am I supposed to gather up 40 followers? Wear a hip threaded thong?

I've had a few pairs of Chinese made shoes where the soles have either cracked after a month of easy wear or attempted to turn back into a gooey petroleum ooze sitting in the closet. So much for quality products these days.

The last car he traded in (last year or earlier this year) was a Chrysler 300C. So he might keep his vehicles for 4 years, but certainly not for 8 years.

I used to work with a guy that would drive out to Rockford from Chicago to get 100% gasoline. At the time the EPA didn't require any additives out there because they didn't exceed certain smog levels during the year. Not sure if that's still the case.

"As President, I will tap our natural gas reserves"

Call in sick whenever possible!

@ThnderbltDoherty:

Can I get one with polka-dots?

Mmmmm, lead. It turned me into the schmarty-ass that I is.

Many years ago I was driving on Pulaski avenue in Chicago and there was a huge hole where the city workers were digging for a broken water main or something. The amazing thing was how it looked like a major archeological dig. Several layers down there were actual tree timbers, aka poles, which were either used to…

What it really needs is a Dharma logo badge on the front.

Sometimes, when I drive the Vette, I actually do wear a sweater.

I loved my 1999 Accord. It wasn't the most beautful car in the world but it wasn't too ugly either. It was also the most reliable car I have ever owned even though I hit a deer and the dealer service department installed a new timing belt the wrong way. (After a week it was just fine...) I went to the dealer to look…

This did seem kind of silly. Maybe sponsoring the pit crew would make sense since it involves changing tires, but that would be about it.

Will they rename it the F-75?

@John_W_KCMO:

First of all this doesn't seem like something a "green" candidate would want to sponsor. Of course maybe this car will purchase carbon offsets or be powered by food residue from the upcoming Democrat convention. It's kind of funny that when he got caught driving his personal Chrysler 300 with the lstge hemi engine…

@VeeDub: