Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

As a fan, it was nice to see Vince Young have one last disappointing drive.

My guess is they’re keeping Mularkey for a couple of drafts, getting more talent, then bringing in a better coach to effectively use that talent. I don’t think any big names wanted to deal with their rebuild, even with the opportunity to coach Mariota.

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

Better Geno Atkins come in your face than Pacman Jones shoot all over your back.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

And unlike most Idiots On The Field, ESPN actually aired them!

Surprised no one warned them about picking up VD from the west coast.

Now we know why Urban Meyer was so hesistant when handing the keys to the offense over to Barrett.

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

They should hang a “Get Well Soon” banner in the stadium

Your excuse for needing to recline is babyish, and then you call people who don’t like people who recline babies. If you’re too crippled to handle respecting people around you pay for first class.

What if the person behind you is 6’4” (or taller) and reclining even a tiny bit crushes the shit of their knee caps. Recliners can get fucked a trillion times over.

I really hate it when some whiny fellow passenger complains that my both my cigarette smoke and erect penis keeps hitting her in the face

That blows, but the true test of your humanity is this: if the gentleman behind you explains that he’s over 6’5” and that reclining your seat will crush his knees, make the flight agony, and will leave him bruised for days, and politely requests that you *not* put your seat back, how do you respond?

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

The picture is a little blurry so it was nice of them to blow it up.