Rex claimed I.K. because, as we all know, the Enemkpali of our enemy is our friend.

Smith will likely not get another NFL contract. He’s smart to save all he can

Am I weird for not realizing that squirrels came in this color?

Foodspin lives again! I was getting worried for a bit there.

Chris Thompson, I’m a South Carolinian who’s lived on the coast but calls the Northwestern corner of the state Home.

Truly a banner week for news on NFL stars who destroyed digital material under suspicious circumstances.

Everybody’s a film critic these days (except for Jason Pierre-Paul).

“69% of US homes in major markets showed their total indifference to women’s soccer.”

Avenging four years ago and beating Japan in the final would be great, and all, but think of the endless joy defeating England on July 4th weekend would bring to this nation.

Bad, lazy improv is definitely the worst, just a like a bad, lazy, overhopped IPA is absolutely the worst.

I occasionally order an IPA because they score highly on my own personal beer ranking system. Then I remember that I do not like the taste of IPAs. My personal beer ranking system is a mathematical formula that goes as follows:

In a related development, La’el Collins has been banned from the parking lot of all Lions games.

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A League of They’re Owned

I’ve been going to 15-20 games a year for over 30 years and I have never caught a ball. If I ever do, I’m keeping it and I don’t give a shit if the poster child for Jerry’s Kids is sitting next to me.

Well what’s it do for the kid? It’s not like he or anyone even knows or looks up to caught it. All it serves for him is reinforcing that he can get shit by throwing a tantrum.

I think it’s perfectly okay to really want to catch one foul ball. If you’ve never caught one before, it is a great feeling. Once you’ve caught one, then it would be good manners to give any others you catch to a kid nearby.