NOT NEARLY EMPHASIZED ENOUGH:
Despite taking his shirt off, Harbaugh still wore full length khakis.

One guy’s fans and followers have a belief system where they devoutly accept everything their leaders tell them now matter how far fetched. The other’s followers are far-right Christian fundamentalists.

Its not a Leaf.

Every non-Patriots fan:

It’s not like a tablet has ever said stealing was a no-no.

It’s cool of the NBC folks to come up with a hashtag that Johnny can use year-round.

Pheromones. Crush a bee or a wasp and it leaves behind a scent that says “KILL THE APE CREATURES THAT I MAY NOT DIE IN VAIN.”

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Thanks,

I don't know why but I feel an immense level of satisfaction when you guys rip into a product for whatever reason. Can you make this a weekly feature?

I suppose it could be worse. At least the slapping wasn't rythmic in nature.

“...my uncle Joe Tiller was head football coach at Purdue for 14 years...”

but clearly he was sloppy drunk and not fitting of BGSU representation.

“Hey baby, want to see my COBRA?”

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

Dad?

He made his bed, now he has to flip out of it.

Racist? Come on, Samer. This dog doesn't even see color.

What kind of second rate sports site would pay for a picture of a naked athlete?

In Cleveland, denial really is just a river that doesn't catch fire.