If I remember correctly, his MLB rights are owned by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Favre: Where'd you shave?

Finally, Durham Police step in and start arresting these sexual predator athletes because the University has clearly and repeatedly failed in its duties to protect...wait, what? England? Nm.

I did not mean it in the literal sense, but rather the Jungian "psychic death" through which he can shed the vanity of personal identity and return to the true fundamental nature of human existence. I will learn from this and be more specific in the future.

this thing is so not a story

The receipt still leaves five shots unaccounted for. Allegedly!

Since this post is about Dutch beer try a La Trappe Quadruple with some Gouda and figs. You'll thank me.

Eh, this is really just a rhythmic slap on the wrist.

Its also very embarrassing when you, as a full grown man, throw a ball intended to hit another full grown man in the chest, end up hitting a 12 year old in the neck.

I broke my ankle doing that once.

I went to Sky High on my birthday. I'm 39. I had my kids with me so it wasn't creepy. Had a blast.

Yeah hi, like... 2002 called, it wants its discovery of new things back.

Hey for once, he's dragging something down besides his team.

The Big Ten should've said they were slap-slap-slapping the coach with a fine, then the State College community would've ignored it.

21st Amendment man stifled by 18th Amendment sympathizer.

Hey. Hey, you. Hey!

I expected a scalping joke after the first sentence and was surprised at the twist, kind of like when your arm gets twisted and leaves a kind of burn.

I have reservations about laughing at this.