Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

"Is this thing on? Because it's getting ready to be."

Such a good episode. THAT CUTTLEFISH THO.

I bought this through the Deadspin promotion. Not a bad bottle, but dropped it once and now has a dent in it and the paint chipped. I was hoping for something more durable.

I bought this through the Deadspin promotion. Not a bad bottle, but dropped it once and now has a dent in it and the…

There's no way for a white commenter to respond to this post without sounding like a racist, so can I go with a simple "Fuck Whitlock" and call it even?

Poor Christie got Robert Kraft'd in that gif.

Got one in white, its amazing for the office, but a bit bulky for the car and gym. but it does a massive great job of looking sweet and keeping my water frosty.

Got one in white, its amazing for the office, but a bit bulky for the car and gym. but it does a massive great job…

Speaking of people who don't even bother to survey the situation before passing, the Jets also need a quarterback.

I actually found out about this one from an earlier Commerce Team post. I received it last week and have been HIGHLY impressed with it. I took it to fitness class on Friday, drank all of the water, but the ice that was left was still ice Sunday morning. It holds a full liter.

I actually found out about this one from an earlier Commerce Team post. I received it last week and have been…

For a short time I worked as a writer for the world wide leader and I was one of thousands who wrote for the website. I met Scott only twice by chance more than anything as I wasn't ever based in Bristol, or even a blip on the radar in the scheme of things, but at one of those events Scott turned to someone and said…

I'm a fan of an NHL team that gets almost no national exposure at all (like many of them), and back in 2000 or 2001 one of our games ended in an overtime penalty shot for the first time in league history. I was a teenager at the time, but I thought it was so cool that not only was a Predators highlight on…

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

Wrestlers are some crazy people. Wrestling warm ups are harder than some other sports whole practices. Toughest sport in the world

Being the kicker I would've thought he'd be thrilled to get his dick touched.

Too long; can't read.

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.

I eagerly await reports of the first drunk 3-AM-on-a-Saturday text exchanges between the two following the break-up.

SF: I miss u bae
Harbaugh: Michigan treats me better than u
SF: MICHAGUN WONT DO THE THING YOU LIKE
Harbaugh: Please don't say it
SF: BUTTHOLE