We're always happy to dump on ESPN when they screw up, but submitting a well-researched public records request on a subject of legitimate public interest in the expectation that it won't be sprayed all over the internet on Christmas Eve in an attempt to dampen its findings is definitely not an area where they screwed…

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

I ain't your buddy, pal!

Perennial best-seller in the Mormon catalog.

Oh, OKKK.

oh.

No it's not!

Wing tests are awesome, this is one of my favorite images:

Report: University of Michigan to Donate $8 Million to Walmart

Did you have to bring the fraternities into this discussion?

The last thing Jay Cutler wants any part of is giving a young kid a shot.

This is absolutely disgusting.

...and his girlfriend and unborn child. But, you know, the things you listed that he hurt are important. Too.

Tyreek Hill Tryeek Hill His Girlfriend

I'll wait to reserve judgement until I learn every little detail about her sex life. Unsubstantiated rumors accepted.

A list of lasers! You must have trouble dodging all the panties thrown at you!

My favorite is the thirst of Christina

Very subtle what Goodell did here.

Well, at least his motor is intact.