(crosses fingers) pleasedon'tbeJewishpleasedon'tbeJewishpleasedon'tbeJewishpleasedon'tbeJewishpleasedon'tbeJewish ahhhh fuck.

Just wanted to point out that this douchebag not only got his undergrad degree from Harvard ("Harvard College" — ick) AND an economics PhD from Harvard AND went to Harvard Law.

Sure the professor can take that $4 refund, but a little while later he's just going to want more.

Why did your law school turn out so many Chinese restaurant founders?

I went to law school with 100 people like this. Don't go to law school.

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

John Wall = awesome dude

Well then how the fuck did SMU not get in???

Damn. DAMN.

I wish you could downvote Kinja comments.

Snyder: "So, Jeff, I was wondering if you had any interest in maybe trading us back-"

That's good trolling.

I like either the Baylor Bulldogs or the Ohio State Bulldogs.

Yes.

Sadly, LaGarette Blount had to explain to everyone that he only put "42" on his jersey because he ran out of tape.

Yeah. I just thought the Patriots learned how to use tape a few years ago.

Belichick: Seriously, Rob. Why 69?

Reading "permit me to ask another stupid question" gave me m'ladychills.

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.