"Hard to improve on chopsticks"

It is very possible that nobody takes himself more seriously than J.J. Watt.

Fixed.

By request.

And then the form of payment is a checkbook. Oh how my heart sinks.

I was totally waiting for the boyfriend to shit his pants in that story.

I hope Franklin doesn't have NFL aspirations. That's only for people who've seen tapes of abuse and deny it.

The reversal in Skype testimony should come as no surprise, as Franklin already works in an illegitimate conference.

Lying about rape? He really is a great fit for Penn State.

Given that Franklin is unclear on exactly what he knew or saw with regard to alleged sexual assault, I can see him coaching at Penn St. for a long, long time.

Franklin immediately received a generous job offer from NFL Security.

Oh, sorry, I thought this was the post where we were supposed to pick a random number between 1 and 100.

I should have specified I'm a Titans fan.

You know, I was laughing and about to star your comment till you dropped in the homophobic slur.

Please don't mock me for trying to bring logic into this letter, but how can "RR" not see that it was braver of her to have called out the racist in front of everyone else than it would have been to do it one-on-one?

He let's them have a knife?!

"I could be upset about it," Meek said, "but I'm planning on inheriting the earth later, so who gives a fuck?"

Yeah. Wrote it one handed.

"Doesn't scare me."

Ironic. This is how he likes his crab salad...dressing on the side.

I'm awful for saying it but, That's what she said.