Adding air is not equivalent to adding liquor and fruit.

Do you think "in a cage" is a kind of bird?

1) It raises the boiling temperature of the water, which means the water is a lot hotter when you add pasta to it, which helps prevent the water from cooling down to tepidity when the room-temperature pasta enters it. This means the pasta spends less time in the water; it also improves the texture of the cooked pasta.

Incorrect.

This could not possibly be more wrong. Don't ever say this dumb shit again in your life.

"Yeah, you know what Roger, that excuse fucking stinks."

Fucking hell, Ray Rice, LeSean McCoy, Johnny Manziel, Jerry Jones ... all these other distractions are making it VERY, VERY HARD for me to be distracted by Michael Sam.

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

Do you have a staff fantasy football league? I feel like that would be fun to follow.

11. Middle-Aged Lawyer Training For A Marathon

Have you ever even been close to pure, single-minded joy?

Only 30%? I was under the impression he was halfway there

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

Beat me to it.

"That's about when I lose interest, too." - Roman Polanski.

I don't get that gif.

How far did he punt that player?

Maybe Manziel is on the bench for his own sake.