Why would he merit inclusion on the list?

Fuck Cleveland.

It's interesting reading comments like yours, and reading comments to the orignal Deadspin story describing the videos that lead to the charges. There was no confusion over whether the kids were his own. It was just on the heels of Sandusky and everyone wanted more Sandusky, so when the oppurtunity came to create…

Boo-urns?

Russian Security Officer: "What is wrong with eye?"

If you think this is bad, you should see Chernobyl. There, a fish ran into the Dogt Stadium.

Ever seen a retriever or pointer doing the job it was bred for? Pretty impressive. And they seem to love what they do.

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At least someone in the family is well-armed.

"This rapper boasted he was 'Ready to Die'...

Rodent-Man, in thick Cockney accent: "We'come t'Ingland, Evandah! Ha' fun 'ere!"

Tebow won't make it to a 2nd broadcast. He'll never successfully throw it back to the studio, thus creating a never-ending pregame show.

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I asked my friend for some help shucking oysters as you suggest, but he just ate all of them. He was really shellfish.

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Saying he is "the new Tebow" is baffling, because this is a completely different and more important situation. But, you typed your username with your face, so I don't know what I expected.

Yes, but their remedial/support programs for the disabled are lacking, I hear; for example, I understand that they don't offer a single class in understanding nonverbal social cues, for those who have trouble doing that sort of thing.

8 bits is 6 more than people normally attribute to the Leafs.