A woman on a Southwest flight changed her approximately 5 year old son’s diaper IN HIS SEAT. The smell was the worst thing imaginable, and I have been to India.

I thought artists (or labels) were paid $.50/play on the radio. Also, isn’t payola a thing? Like the jackass labels shove fucking Iggy Azalea down our throats by paying Clear Channel to pimp her shit on their Top 40 stations.

Can they really search for life without landing? I get that the radiation makes it difficult but it sounds like all we’ll really get is some cool pics of the ice and some sonar imaging. It doesn’t seem like it would be that hard to drop a lead lined capsule capable of melting through the ice and doing some underwater…

A bases loaded strikeout to end the inning stings a bit doesn't it?

Not mine, but a customer once called my company stating that our software wouldn’t create what he needed because it said the run name must be “yoo nee kway,” and he didn’t know what that meant. When my friend asked if he thought it might say, “unique,” the customer just hung up.

Some time ago, I was troubleshooting an issue where a service was supposed to drop files in a specific spot to be parsed and written to a db. I had never seen a situation where this was not possible due to space constraints before because storage is cheap, but the allocated hard drive storage to this machine was…

I have a subscription to iPass through work. It's great for connecting to wifi for free in pretty much every hotel (even overseas - it's crazy) and it works on GoGo. So free internet on every flight! Would be worth checking to see if your company offers it. You can evidently download the app which makes it easy on…

Didn't Dish do something similar in terms of packaging recently?

What's weird is that salsa is a condiment but translates literally to sauce. I submit that sauces and condiments are not mutually exclusive.

I once spent a month in the canyon lands of Utah backpacking. The land was BLM iirc, and while barren, was spectacular. Above the canyon ridges were fields of cryptogamic soil which takes thousands of years to form. One night I saw a meteor shower so bright it woke me from a deep sleep at 4am. Thanks for writing this…

I really don't give a fuck.

No, just pathetic.

Yeah you're right; coal sucks ass. Which is why I pay extra for electricity from renewables sources.

Unless you pay extra for electricity from renewable sources. Which I do.

You don't like me because I own a Vespa? Hmm. Ok?

I think you're probably right, which is frustrating since it will effectively deepen to subsidy to oil and gas companies, shifting the burden to the consumer. The net effect of that will be fewer miles driven with reduced incentives for fuel and resource economy.

Actually, yeah - I wouldn’t mind paying for it, even if I drove an internal combustion engine car currently. Gas is way too cheap for what it is. When milk and bottled water are more expensive than a finite, energy dense resource that took millions of years to form, something is fucked up.

As a new Nissan Leaf owner, I would like to propose the extension and increase of the gas tax.

The idea of making artificial sperm is very disturbing to me. Want George Clooney to be your baby daddy? As long as you can get his DNA, no problem.

I'm not sold on the show yet, but the line when the PI says, "oh it's an Asian thing then" had me crying.