Sorry Drew, couldn’t help myself.

I'm just happy to know that the company of some people was enjoyed. Twice.

I had no idea that Burneko was actually a good writer; this is a great piece.

That explains the banner pic.

Dude kind of looks like Dave Chappelle...

This is all good advice. What's worked for me is to join a fitness class that I pay $100/mo for (forces me to go so I don't waste my money) and cut out refined carbs, fried foods (yep, french fries too - sucks), and red meat.

My favorite line ever from Futurama:

Completely unrelated: I got my hands on 2 bottles of St. Bernardus ABT 12 for the annual ski trip with my brothers. It's pretty fucking great. I recently read to pair it with blue cheese and that was a very, very good suggestion. I highly recommend it.

Um...yeah...I was totally aiming for the grown-up an not the little brat who was out 3 minutes ago.

Yikes.

Not really. You just kind of go back into the field. Can't really get much in the way of altitude. At least I couldnt. Plus, I hit like 4 kids in the face and they just laughed and kept playing.

I won't lie - I was excited on the inside.* But I like to think I'm in decent shape and was shocked at how winded I got. The foam pit was terrifyingly difficult to get out of.

My nephew insisted on having his 8th(?) birthday at Sky High and they had this there. Here's my synopsis:

2nd amendment man busted exercising his right to beer arms

Thank you for not mentioning truffle butter. I do think it may be necessary for some people to know that they shouldn't do ass to mouth or anywhere else...

Sweet potatoes are a close second.

+1 middle school sleepover

Great article. My girlfriend and I had a not dissimilar experience with the Nashville police. She has received stalky and harassing texts from various phone numbers all registered to google voice and the like - the one that set her off was the one claiming they had a video of her giving her boyfriend head. We, um,…