Sorry Drew, couldn’t help myself.

I'm just happy to know that the company of some people was enjoyed. Twice.

I had no idea that Burneko was actually a good writer; this is a great piece.

Probably a dumb question: Why is a French fighter taking off from a USS? Is that a normal thing?

Point taken. But this guy is smart, sweet, funny, playful, loyal, and goddamn adorable. Wiley seems like an awesome dog, but he wouldn't like my midtown Nashville home.

That explains the banner pic.

Dude kind of looks like Dave Chappelle...

This is all good advice. What's worked for me is to join a fitness class that I pay $100/mo for (forces me to go so I don't waste my money) and cut out refined carbs, fried foods (yep, french fries too - sucks), and red meat.

My favorite line ever from Futurama:

Completely unrelated: I got my hands on 2 bottles of St. Bernardus ABT 12 for the annual ski trip with my brothers. It's pretty fucking great. I recently read to pair it with blue cheese and that was a very, very good suggestion. I highly recommend it.

Um...yeah...I was totally aiming for the grown-up an not the little brat who was out 3 minutes ago.

Yikes.

Not really. You just kind of go back into the field. Can't really get much in the way of altitude. At least I couldnt. Plus, I hit like 4 kids in the face and they just laughed and kept playing.

I won't lie - I was excited on the inside.* But I like to think I'm in decent shape and was shocked at how winded I got. The foam pit was terrifyingly difficult to get out of.

My nephew insisted on having his 8th(?) birthday at Sky High and they had this there. Here's my synopsis:

2nd amendment man busted exercising his right to beer arms

What is with Chicagoans needing to one-up everyone? I ask only because this was a recent exchange amongst my friends, one of whom recently moved to Chicago (and got mugged 2 days in, btw).

Thank you for not mentioning truffle butter. I do think it may be necessary for some people to know that they shouldn't do ass to mouth or anywhere else...

Sweet potatoes are a close second.