I actually tried unsuccessfully to find some of this online recently. Guess it might be seasonal like Westy? I ordered some of the last tripel you recommended - $34 for shipping killed me so it better be good! Also glad to see you read the greys.

The place where I work out recently moved to a new location and the heat is not on yet. During the incredibly cold days at the beginning of the year they had two of those jet engine looking heaters that run on kerosene, so I took my handy infrared thermometer gun to check out how hot it got: I pointed it at the…

The place where I work out recently moved to a new location and the heat is not on yet. During the incredibly cold…

Wilco is now ruined for me.

When I was in third grade my parents took me to Japan for 2 weeks. My awesome teacher made up assignments for me like compare the price of whale blubber to beef, write a journal entry every day, read a book about samurais and write a report, try three new foods (that one was kind of unavoidable), and she gave me a…

So good.

"Just got great news; am going to be involved in an exciting new Apple product called the Human Centipad."

In fairness, most of the semen was pooped out, and the caloric value of the small percentage of the remaining semen that was absorbed would have been long burned off by now. So those kids have nothing to complain about.

This is a great tip; I love a good tripel. My 3 older brothers and I do a ski trip every year and the evenings are usually filled with beer drinking, eating, and dick jokes. If I can find this in the liquor store in SLC it'll be in the fridge.

That's good to know. I haven't dropped mine yet, but with the silver one, no paint to chip. I love the fact that they claim it will keep your drink cold for 24 hours when in reality it will KEEP ICE FROZEN FOR AT LEAST 48. It's unbelievable to me, really.

That's good to know. I haven't dropped mine yet, but with the silver one, no paint to chip. I love the fact that…

It is a bit larger than it looks, but not heavy at all. It fits in my car's cup holder fine, and I leave it off to the side at my gym (cross fit-ish type of place) so it's not in the way. So I haven't had any size related issues with it.

It is a bit larger than it looks, but not heavy at all. It fits in my car's cup holder fine, and I leave it off to…

So it was, my bad! I didn't think it looked all that fancy, but my fitness instructor started calling me Moneybags because of it, so you know, there's that.

So it was, my bad! I didn't think it looked all that fancy, but my fitness instructor started calling me Moneybags…

I actually found out about this one from an earlier Commerce Team post. I received it last week and have been HIGHLY impressed with it. I took it to fitness class on Friday, drank all of the water, but the ice that was left was still ice Sunday morning. It holds a full liter.

I actually found out about this one from an earlier Commerce Team post. I received it last week and have been…

Fun fact: white mushrooms, cremini, and portabella are all the same mushroom. Cremini have been exposed to more light, and portabellas are 3-7 days older than creminis.

Not Pictured (due to lack of electron microscope access): Bobby Shmurda's dick

See those white lines off to the side of the plane? Those are the wings. It demonstrates how strong and flexible the aircraft is.

I saw Jim Nantz in the Nashville airport one Monday morning several years ago. How can I be sure it was him? He was wearing his CBS Sports blazer.

This is pretty funny, I can't deny that - but I get kind of uncomfortable when people like this are exploited. It happens all the time on shows like Tosh.0 and American Idol.

I interned at the DC bureau for a summer if that helps..? Didn't think so.

Cast Iron skillet is a great call for those without one. Anybody tried those ceramic non-stick pans? They are usually white and you see them on infomercials when you fart so loudly at 5am that you wake yourself up and can't go back to sleep and then you're like fuck it I'm already up I'll go to the gym but then you…