Same issue here, but I need a Toy R Us card like I need a penile fracture, so no biggie.
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I go to a family reunion in the NC mountains every year with 50-60 people and there is invariably a large pot of gravy. (Also, no booze, no tv and spotty internet) Like, huge, stockpot sized. Which is great. But the person who makes it (still no idea who that person is) puts hard boiled eggs in it. So my question…
6,999,999,999: pedestrian survivor of hit and run
Not trying to be contrarian but Clayton Bigsby would beg to differ.
This is incorrect. But happy Halloween anyway.
Where the fuck are Rolos? Candy corn is awful and you should feel awful.
Butter Face Toddy
Drinking in a car. In Tennessee, it is legal for anybody but the driver to consume alcoholic beverages in a moving vehicle. I moved here from NC, and it was different there, but I believe it to be the case in other states.
I read an article several years ago explaining why it always seems like you picked the slowest line. It's an incredibly simple concept, but if there are more than 2 lines, the chances are very high that the line you picked will take longer than one of the others. Ever since I read that I stopped caring. Now, when…
I LOVE this article. Particularly because I can just copy the url and text it to my girlfriend.
It's a good anthem. It's not the best anthem.
When I was a junior in high school my parents went to China for two weeks and left me home alone. So I threw a rager. It was my buddy's 17th birthday and we got a nasty $100 stripper named Lana who picked up a dollar bill off my friend's nose with her asshole. I was drinking straight vodka for some stupid ass…
It's a Chicago thing.
What the fuck ever happened with that?
This has to be the same guy who eats his own cum.
I am shocked at the correct use of pronunciation, relatively advanced vocabulary, and lack of misspellings in this letter. I mean, I don't see a list of references for the quotes cited, but I assume there is an Appomattox.
starred for the use of "mouthy cunt"
See bitch? It's not that fucking difficult!