I cannot stand it when people bring kids into first class.

Mine's not too bad: was headed to Boston for my buddy's NYE party with the gf from Nashville via JFK. Flight from Nashville was delayed and we landed 20 mins before the next leg. Ran off the plane and to the next gate 15 mins before departure to find that the plane was gone. American sent the plane early to get ahead…

I go to a family reunion in the NC mountains every year with 50-60 people and there is invariably a large pot of gravy. (Also, no booze, no tv and spotty internet) Like, huge, stockpot sized. Which is great. But the person who makes it (still no idea who that person is) puts hard boiled eggs in it. So my question…

I love Brian Regan but hadn't seen that bit.

I think Kim Kardashian farted, so everyone's attention is elsewhere.

6,999,999,999: pedestrian survivor of hit and run

I mean, the FCC is a bunch of dickheads, but I'd be more worried about the FAA.

I recall a failed Mars probe mission that resulted from the use of meters instead of yards - an artifact of the collaboration between NASA and ESA. I'm left wondering if the ESA is competent..? I truly don't know but their track record is suspect right?

For my money, the best episodes they've done have focused less on current events/issues: Scott Tenorman Must Die, Casa Bonita, and Night of the Living Homeless are some of my favorites. They also did a depiction of the real life versions of the boys in the zip lining episode:

I just generally dislike the extent to which Obama has been forced to take shit. I don't agree with everything he's done, but to characterize this as the first good thing is just unnecessary, and he's a whole lot better than W. You strike me as an informed voter, and I have no issue with voting your conscience; my…

In a 2 party system, it doesn't really matter does it? You vote for a guy because he supports your industry, but he'll vote on party lines against gun control, argue against climate change, and oppose anything Obama does.

Actually, Bush explicitly stated that finding him was not a priority. Obama re-prioritized that initiative and made a gutsy high risk call to go through with the raid against the advice of some advisors.

Seriously? What about that line from the east room in early May 2011?

These are true statements and good advice.

That is a really sweet (and effective) commercial. I learned the other day that my girlfriend has never read C&H (she grew up in a small town in KY and evidently they didn't have it in the paper) so I'm trying to figure out how to introduce her without tossing the entire anthology in her lap.

the Godfather trilogy and 2001.

Not trying to be contrarian but Clayton Bigsby would beg to differ.

This is incorrect. But happy Halloween anyway.

Where the fuck are Rolos? Candy corn is awful and you should feel awful.