I saw that commercial during a game on Sunday - he won like $8k, which he promptly used to purchase generic Sudafed for his, um, congestion.

Am I the only goddamn person who doesn't like IPAs? It tastes like I'd imagine Madonna's asshole tastes - human bile mixed with partially digested puppy fetus. The entire reason they were invented was so that they would survive the shipment from England to India unspoiled.

But...but it's such a filthy habit!

#5 is the douchiest douche to ever douche.

G6 refers to a Gulfstream G650. So you're not wrong, but it is in fact shorthand for a plane.

Also Mark Sanchez

Did he have a hot sister named Mary?

Here's hoping he sake-bombs.

Holy shit. I had to look at it after you mentioned the history. What a pedantic twat.

I am an NPR addict and this app sounds awesome. I hope you can rewind because I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to roll back 10 seconds while listening to WPLN.

It's pretty terrible. My question is, if they insist on making a stupid fucking shirt, why not replace the first 'S' with the 2? That's slightly less fucking godawful. I mean, not much, but slightly.

Hmm. Well, I suppose you would know, but evidently the 50 ng/ml threshold is quite common. I wonder if the equipment used has a bearing.

we score this story four uncles fed to the dogs, out of five.

FWIW, Wikipedia and Norml note that the standard threshold for THC levels is 50 ng/ml. 15 ng/ml seems to be an abnormally low threshold.

Oh my god, I had forgotten all about that girl. She is the WORST.

And sandals. Or crocs. Probably crocs. Blue ones.

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This has got to be the same guy who eats his own cum.