When I was a junior in high school my parents went to China for two weeks and left me home alone. So I threw a rager. It was my buddy's 17th birthday and we got a nasty $100 stripper named Lana who picked up a dollar bill off my friend's nose with her asshole. I was drinking straight vodka for some stupid ass…

It's a Chicago thing.

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What the fuck ever happened with that?

This has to be the same guy who eats his own cum.

I am shocked at the correct use of pronunciation, relatively advanced vocabulary, and lack of misspellings in this letter. I mean, I don't see a list of references for the quotes cited, but I assume there is an Appomattox.

starred for the use of "mouthy cunt"

See bitch? It's not that fucking difficult!

I have to agree. I've even had a couple of orders cancelled after placement (within an hour or two) because it ended up being out of stock. Don't forget you can make a stink and get a month of prime for free for every shipment that takes more than 2 days.

I saw that commercial during a game on Sunday - he won like $8k, which he promptly used to purchase generic Sudafed for his, um, congestion.

Am I the only goddamn person who doesn't like IPAs? It tastes like I'd imagine Madonna's asshole tastes - human bile mixed with partially digested puppy fetus. The entire reason they were invented was so that they would survive the shipment from England to India unspoiled.

But...but it's such a filthy habit!

#5 is the douchiest douche to ever douche.

G6 refers to a Gulfstream G650. So you're not wrong, but it is in fact shorthand for a plane.

Also Mark Sanchez

Did he have a hot sister named Mary?

Here's hoping he sake-bombs.

Holy shit. I had to look at it after you mentioned the history. What a pedantic twat.

I am an NPR addict and this app sounds awesome. I hope you can rewind because I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to roll back 10 seconds while listening to WPLN.