It's pretty terrible. My question is, if they insist on making a stupid fucking shirt, why not replace the first 'S' with the 2? That's slightly less fucking godawful. I mean, not much, but slightly.

Hmm. Well, I suppose you would know, but evidently the 50 ng/ml threshold is quite common. I wonder if the equipment used has a bearing.

we score this story four uncles fed to the dogs, out of five.

FWIW, Wikipedia and Norml note that the standard threshold for THC levels is 50 ng/ml. 15 ng/ml seems to be an abnormally low threshold.

Oh my god, I had forgotten all about that girl. She is the WORST.

And sandals. Or crocs. Probably crocs. Blue ones.

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This has got to be the same guy who eats his own cum.

This is very good advice. I met some buddies in south beach on our way to a gentlemen's fishing excursion in Islamorada and yadda yadda yadda I was doing lines off a Colombian stripper's ass.

Also, the preseason is shit, but there are only 2 more weekends without football of some sort left; college season is 6 weeks out.

I didn't know there was a low sodium option and am headed to Costco this morning. Thanks for the tip!

This sounds delightful and a good excuse to use the box of arborio rice that I invested in 5 years ago.

I want to make a wounded warrior foundation joke involving Marky Mark, but I respect my parents too much.

No it's pretty effing cool actually.

BENGHAZI!!!1&!!$!

I reject your premise that most pasta salads have mayo in them because pretty much every one I've had has been vinaigrette based. That said, my favorite seasoning is the little packet in the classic suddenly salad box, so I've taken to buying the box, tossing the pasta and replacing it with some high quality rotini…

With you on the frequency of posts. Sometimes he's too lazy to do one at all. I think in the past he's recommended The Professional Chef, which I immediately ordered and love. I feel like he suggested Heat, but I could have made that up. (Been meaning to read that.) He also is very knowledgeable on the best coloring…