Um, free drinks, snacks, showers, wifi, something other than HLN on the tv, very nice bathrooms, comfortable seats, great views of the tarmac, and personalized service. Did you RTFA?

You guys are dicks. I have AA lounge access and I make it a point to ask my seat mate if they are interested in being my guest unless they are a mouth breather. What does it cost the airline? 2 or 3 coors light drafts for some free word of mouth "AA is awesome and their lounges rock"? What does it cost you? Nothing.…

This is fantastic. +1

This is honestly the first list of this sort that I agree with 100%. The credibility of all the other lists vanish when Burneko ranks cherry flavored ramen above oriental. I mean, obviously being hit by a car should be ahead of Corona, but the overall sequencing is spot on.

So let's set the expectation that you leave the 45s on! I'm sick of acquiescing to the lowest common denominator. The 3 people a week who can't bench 135 should have to ask for assistance if they can't remove 45 pounds so that the rest of us can save 50 seconds. I'm serious.

I don't think it has that much to do with being lazy - I've asked myself the same question and am always pleased when the bar already has two 45s on it. It somehow seems more polite to leave them on given that 90% of people who use the bench can put up 135. I always remove them for the reason you mentioned, but I do…

Considering your spelling of 'ingest' I can see how that is a difficult concept for you, so here you go:

*led - sorry, just a pet peeve of mine. Otherwise, good point.

Mkay pumpkin.

There was a bill bring considered in the TN state legislature that would have allowed for open carry of firearms (without a handgun permit - basically anyone can carry a gun) that mercifully was voted down in committee 10-1, but the fact that the bill was proposed and got a vote (not the sponsor) should give everyone…

That's a good point. Whole cumin seeds though, I've found, don't go bad that quickly - it's only once they're ground that they begin their decline. And others like garlic powder, juniper berries, etc., are good indefinitely.

One thing I've noticed that might be helpful here: if your grocery store has a Mexican spice area, cinnamon sticks will likely be cheaper there. (Like half the price.) this goes for cumin, oregano, bay leaves, and many others. The only downside is they come in inconvenient bags, not canisters.

Hey Burneko, they eat your mom in Oregon?

Autoplay ads? I do not like them.

Girls read Deadspin? That's um...how you doin?

You sound like a good brother. Is murder an option? If so, murder her. If not, infect her with aids somehow, and then send your little brother the test records.

In Soviet Russia, beer is rank.

Hey, corporations are people, my friend. And dogs are vastly superior to corporations.

I don't know...there's a crazy lady who frequents the park nearby and barks at my dog that would disagree with you. She also once told me I was an asshole. Still not sure what I did to her, aside from barking back on occasion.

Thank you?