The protein:fat ratio is way off. Also, you know, poison.

I don't have kids, and I'd like to think that would be funny to see, but it would probably be pretty awful. That said, I've been in lots of places with stray dogs (India, Brazil, Philippines, Detroit, South Africa, etc) and have never seen one be even moderately aggressive. I'm not saying they should exist, but they…

Dude. Homeless people are a problem too but you don't see me giving them Popov vodka laced with Chinese dog food. Not that I don't do it, you just don't see me doing it.

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Oh goddamnit.

Michael Vick: [cums]

Sweet onions are often labelled vidalia, and are almost always flatter, having an oblong, ovular shape. Their skins are also usually thinner and less papery because of differences the effect of curing has on them.

I get your point, but I think that outlook is a bit glib. Ideally, every breeder would be responsible, every dog owner would have their pet fixed, and every dog would have a warm home. Obviously, the existence of Justin Beiber proves we don't live in an ideal world, and I think asking everybody to adopt a dog that may…

Pretty much every AKC recognized breed was developed for a specific purpose. Yorkshire Terriers, for example, were bred to chase rats in the many textile manufacturers near Yorkshire, England. They were small enough to get between the looms, fast enough to catch rats, and their long hair served the dual purpose of…

I can't claim to be an expert, but I believe the bottom is the one that enjoys a hard on.

They run a similar play at Penn State, but it's called "hide the salami."

I don't actually have a problem with the gym being busy for the first few weeks of the year; it's only temporary. What I would suggest to folks who plan to go to the gym for the first time in a while though, is to brush up on gym etiquette. There's not much more frustrating than having to rerack your weights for you,…

I am shocked that this is even an issue, but feel like it needs to be added: no fucking kids in first class. This should be an airline policy. Or federal law. Or in the Geneva Convention.

Mike Munchak is conspicuously absent from your list of coaches to fire. That dude is toast.

Full disclosure - I'm a vandy fan. But I honestly don't get why Georgia is making everyone's panties so moist. Vandy raped them, (I say raped because, I mean, this vandy team likes to rape people; they were saving most of their rape juice for Florida) they have the same record, vandy has only lost to SC, Mizzou, TA&M,…

Does it bother anyone else when people refer to 9/11 as 9-1-1? Drives me fucking apeshit for some reason.

Good lord. +1

I missed this last week because I was stuck in meetings ALL WEEK but just had to add to Albert's rant about handling peppers: I once made fajitas with my girlfriend, and part of the process included making guacamole and part of that process included chopping jalapenos, after which I neglected to wash my hands…

I seriously just ate a Reuben an hour ago and now want another one. I like to squeeze the juice (sauerjuice?) out of the kraut to mitigate some of the soupiness but love the baking idea. Good stuff as always.