Drew, what's the threshold for a girlfriend being too messy? Mine is messy.

Does anyone else take excessive delight in the image of Drew's cubicle desk covered in bracketology for curse words? I also enjoy imagining the brainstorming /selection committee session they scheduled: "the reason I asked you all to join me in the conference room is twat, piss, Jesus Christ. Bloody vaginal belch."

Crap is like a swear word for Mormons! And Girl Scouts.

Cumfart is another delightful one that got the shaft.

I buy a product at Trader Joe's called Better'N Peanut Butter which is made with defatted peanuts, and claims 40% less calories and 85% less fat than regular peanut butter. It doesn't taste the same, but I actually like it better. It has 100 calories and 13g sugar per 2 TBSP serving.

Ditto that for spices in the mexican section. You can buy a big bag of cumin seeds, bay leaves, chili powder, coriander, parsley, and tons of other stuff for like 47 cents. Usually better than the stuff that's been in a tiny plastic bottle for 4 years too.

Agreed. Can't sear a steak in regular butter cause it'll burn. Clarifying it removes the water and milk solids and makes it artery clogginger. Drew doesn't know what he's talking about.

Wayne LaPierre was quick to point out that had the victim been armed, everything would be just fine.

Halfway through reading this post, I had to check the url to make sure I was on Deadspin, because it reads like a Gawker post. I had to do it again when I saw your comment. I'm still confused.

My brother just named his daughter that. Family name. I don't like it, and I don't think they would have used if it wasn't a family name... My other brother named his latest child Luya. His first born is Kai.

I believe it. There are tons of ways grocery stores try to trick you. The milk and eggs are typically in the back so everyone has to walk through the whole store, cheaper items are usually either low down or high up, (except for kids' items which are at crotch level or kid eye level) and something like 90% of people…

What's your take on how Vandy did?

Ah yeah, the feel so super goooood.

Just so you know when you shit it out.

Shallots are good. But what makes restaurant food taste like restaurant food? Butter. Shitloads of it. And salt.

Makes sense. Thank you!

He always creeped me out for some reason...maybe it was the Mormonism. And I love how Constance was basically like, "fuck you, I smoke weed. Deal with it." I'm still very confused about the timestamp of these tweets.

I'm not a big Twitterer so can someone explain to me how, outside of the possibility of him being somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, he can tweet with a timestamp of 11:45 pm when it is actually 8:45 pm (central)? Is it the timestamp from his computer? If so, does he not know how to change it?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Ross, you fucking asshole. Also, great show.