I don't mind him. But I hate how everyone conveniently forgets that Ben Roethlisberger is a fucking RAPIST. As in, he rapes people. I think our priorities are a bit misaligned when we talk more shit about the guy calling the games because we don't agree with everything he says than we do the guy who sticks his dick…

How do you go from like a billion responses to none in one day? I liked it. +1

By how many points do you think Notre Dame will lose?

God that looks like the website I designed in computer programming class in 1999.

I saw Skyfall this weekend. Awesome.

My girlfriend's uber religious mom gave her a stuffed easter rabbit for kids that you can draw on (for kids...she's crazy) and of course we got drunk and drew a huge veiny obscenity on it sprouting from the crotchal region and sent it anonymously to one of my friends a state away. (I mailed it while on a business trip…

There's a Mormon joke in there right? I don't get it, but it's funny anyways.

My brother found a Dyson vacuum cleaner online for like $250 or whatever, and didn't want to wait for it to be shipped, so he went to BBB who have (or did have at that time) a best price guarantee. After arguing with the manager about it not being in a physical store, they finally agreed to match the price and he…

Uh oh...sounds like some Mormons aren't getting their own planet after all...

I was thinking the same thing...I think there was some sort of BMX event here in Nashville this weekend, which is the only reason I can come up with. Also, you know, country music?

Fuck you. Vandy is awesome.

I've adopted the practice of jamming my knee into the back of the seat during takeoff so that when the fucker in front of me inevitably tries to lean back as soon as we're wheels up, he gets some nice resistance. I know it's a dick move, but fuck those people. I've had several 5'8" or less douchebags turn around and…

Also, Bud Platinum gets you drunk, but it is fucking rank.

You're funny. Congrats on the settlement. What'd they do?

With you on the polo pajama pants. I'll fight anyone who says they are not THE BEST PANTS EVER CONCEVIED. Not in the UK, but I ordered one over there once and the people i was with laughed at me. For the record, anything served below 75 degrees over there is labeled "Extra Cold." They have a longer history with…

Apparently they like it when you rape girls in bathrooms there.* So, you know, when in Rome...

Kind of. But in a good way. They call it wife-beater in the UK. And they call white tank tops tanks. So yeah, it's been known to cause domestic violence.

Nice.

COMPLETELY agree. My friends make fun of me for some reason.

Bacardi and diet pepsi. Don't judge me.