There are a number of people who live inside the Zone.  Insanity.

My cousin went there and there are plenty of places that are perfectly safe from radiation. You have to be careful of the places that aren’t, and sometimes they can be right next to the safe places.

For a second I thought that you were recommending the cafe rather than the documentary about it.

When he was on SNL not too long ago, neither I nor my husband had ever really been acquainted with his style previously. During both appearances, he just kept on bringing out more and more guest stars, and we were both just baffled. So, this guy is just a hype man for other people, but somehow gets his own SNL…

DJ Khaled is a joke. All he does is sample a hit song, then barely remixes it and has an top artist sing over the beat while he yells “we da best.” I’m glad Tyler the Creator, a guy who wrote and produced his entire album on his own, and didn’t have a major label backing him with a huge PR push, beat this no talent…

Yeah, but quality of life, my friend. It’s Greenland.

Polar bears will end up eating you. No biggie.

As the complete opposite of expert, but still fan of Pandemic, I’ll agree.

As an expert at Pandemic II, I know that if you move to Madagascar, you can count on the president to close all the ports as soon as someone coughs in like California. 

My husband has grown very fond of CBD-based ointment that he rubs on whenever his shoulder aches. He has also sort of convinced himself that CBD flower is the best for smoking. The problem is, all these CBD-only products are really expensive and I worry that he is convincing himself that if it costs this much, it must…

I can second this (anecdotally). My friend is a massage therapist and when she does CBD massages she says her hands feel great after (usually they are pretty sore after a day of massages).

I would love for all the Bernie supporters to come and tell us again about how Hillary is just as bad as Trump. If the challenges to any of these new laws end up in the Supreme Court, given 

Thanks. I’m pretty much done with this argument. One guy had threatened to beat me up, I’ve been called racist by like.. 4 people. Jesus. 

No, fuck that WMATA worker. I live in DC and I commit on the metro daily. I have seen pregnant women, elderly women, etc. yelled at for drinking water. Fuck her. They dug their own graves.

I live in the DC area and did not know that they had stopped ticketing people for eating or drinking on trains.

cool

Fully expecting “Charles Manson” to suddenly say “I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool!”

I’ve told this story before, but in another context. Ten or so years ago, I was at the town market in Woodside, CA. Woodside sits mid-San Francisco peninsula and is home to some of the richest people in California. I grew up near there and often run into people I knew from grammar school, high school and college. Ahea…

This is old hat now, but when it happened in the early aughts, it was novel enough to win me a “weirdest celebrity chef encounter” contest on the then-recently-launched Eater.

Ooh this is my best friend’s story but he gave permission to relay. As a young gay NYU college freshman he discovered nightlife like ya do, and one night he is outside a bar smoking when suddenly he notices John Mayer walking towards him. Being a drunk idiot, my friend points at him as obviously as he can and tells…