EXCUSE ME URGENT MATTER ::rolls on ground with cat::

BECAUSE ASTHMA.

The Storm from X-Men part made this story believable. I could totally see myself witnessing that exchange as a teen:

Bloody nose and lip pulling up my own bra strap. My hand slipped and I punched myself.

Dislocated my jaw by yawning.

I yawned my face off.

Just watch "Fresh Prince of Bel Air." Good role models for the parents, the original Aunt Viv was a force to be reckoned with, and the worst thing about anyone on that show is that Will Smith turned out to be a Scientologist. Just quit watching when Baby Nicky is born and they switch Aunt Vivs- it kind of goes down…

We do tend to forget that these are characters but she seemed to embody what she was playing so much and now it's just...I hate everything.

Just change the street name to Ate Ass. Fixed.

Yeah?

yes please to dean tho

His tattoos looks like the sticker collection kids put on their parents fridge. All he needs is some magnetic alphabet letters and a "Chiquita" sticker.

STOP IT. JUST STOP.

Seriously, this Gaston is the best. (Sounds like the same guy, at least.)

can someone let Gaston know there is a push up contest happening in my bedroom and he is invited? And by bedroom, I mean my bed. Clothing optional.

My favorite kind of missed connections are when I run into guys that were homophobic to me and I see them at the gay club.

it was a totally uncalled for dismissal of a comment. Guess they can't take "fair and square" criticism. I am disappointed actually. Thank you!