Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

I hate people so much sometimes! We have three adopted dogs. Two are deaf pits. One was born deaf— I saw her picture on petfinder, fell in love with her beautiful blue eyes, saw she was deaf, and thought, "we have a fenced in yard, so why not?" and that was that. My wife got home and I said, "so I might have just…

Yay! Are we showing off our adopted pit bulls? Count me in!

Goddammit. Pits are the most eager to please, loyal dogs. All they want to do is please their owners. Mine was also abused, she was very nervous around men. Now she's spoiled rotten.

It seems like it's kind of like how hippies enrage suits, even if they literally go to a commune in the mountains. Gay people, as well as hippies, expose the lie of the supposedly mandatory nature of living a rigid, conformist lifestyle. - "I have to live this way! We all do, and I'm better than you for following the…

I love River of Time, especially how pleasantly cool it is.

I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin is neither 24 years old nor from China.

Hi there. Real American hero here. Thank you all for the support! You can find me at @dravenrodriguez on instagram for more updates, and feel free to sign the petition! Every bit helps.

Ughhhhhhhh.

I like to think Elaine Stritch answered the knock at the Pearly Gates and that they're both sitting having vodka on the rocks, talking shit about everyone.

Farewell, and may the Schwartz be with you, Dot Matrix...

if I had to pick a charity I thought would accept it, I'd pick PETA.

This can only be John Boehner: most likely transphobic and definitely jealous of a show called "Orange is the New Black".

Is she going to visit Pigfarts?

Do you make Dick Pouches?

"When you watch any of the footage of any of the Apollo programs over the years and you look at the control room of mission control, what do you see? Do you see diversity there? Honestly, let's be honest. You're seeing white males smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee at the console and putting people on the moon.…

I don't have a worst tattoo story but I do have a best tattoo story.

More shit floating in the gene pool. :/

My brain thinks the first half of the first sentence of the first story should actually read, "Way way back in the 1980s" but my brain is also a dick bag who won't stop singing the rest of the song, so we should just ignore her.