I just...am having difficulty reading “Cummy Eyelids” so many times.

Maybe Jack Chick is hanging out with Crowley now?

Every ad I see for it on facebook is filled with dudes replying with puking faces, grr.

Watched it and loved it, was somewhat astounded by the fact that fucking Paul Ryan showed up (and talked about how everyone should have the same fair chances no matter their background, something he is particularly good at making more difficult).

Okay but like... “Emirjeta Xhelili” sounds like it may, possibly, have originated in a foreign country.

I fear that even if Trump loses he just won’t accept that. He’s not a loser. Like, he literally will take over somehow.

IT’S NOT A FUCKING “TRAGIC INCIDENT.” Can officials please stop making murders and suicides with a gun sound accidental like this? Unless it literally went off unintentionally it was planned and could have been avoided.

I would honestly like to know, even from that time (which is not THAT long ago), what the reasoning behind this being offensive would be. I want to ask the man (I think that’s a reasonable assumption) who got so upset by it what, exactly, the problem was.

“Now there was a fine, upstanding Black man.”

I wanted Bernie to be the candidate. But I am also not a huge fucking idiot and/or manbaby. These guys seem just like Trump fans.

From a park ranger: please, please, please know your limits. My friends had to rescue a 400-lb man out of the bottom of a 90 degree canyon today. It’s not that I don’t want you to go out and experience new things, but you’ve got to know when to stop. At the first sign that you’re out of your depth or feeling even just…

- entire SNL skit about this which maybe would offend some people but I think it’s accurate and funny

I like that dress and would like to wear it. No matter what anyone else says.

Oh, I absolutely did. But having no shoulder or anything to pull over on and a weird, unexpected problem is difficult.

Yesterday I was driving on a (luckily very isolated and very empty) interstate and took a sip of soda, which somehow splashed up into my eye. I was blinded for a good 30 seconds to a minute and it hurt. I had been going 80. It was terrifying. I know the things not to do - be drunk, text, even eat - but I never…

How many times do you think this guy has said or types the phrase “all lives matter"?

Rohan is too busy defending its city and people and constantly trying to get all the women and children into hiding to do this everyday.

Get out of my safe space! #charityshaming

Two things I love here:

#YayHamlet