i was thinking he just doesn't have it in him. he can try and emulate good Coop but he is the antithesis of him. Or, Lynch just had his vision and that's how he's going to speak. I think that's always the alternative answer to any question in a Lynch universe. There's our plethora of theories. And there's "it came…

The only way Andy could be involved in criminal mischief is probably if he stumbled his way into it unknowingly. Like an episode Of Gomer Pyle. And Sgt. Carter has to carefully extricate him from it.

Unfortunately, the thing that maybe should have been left ambiguous was: so, what happened to everyone, way way in the distant future, after everyone had died? where did they all meet and go next? and who shepherded them into the light? Hey, maybe all the bad stuff going on in TP is secretly being orchestrated by Ben…

Yes, come to think of it, the cropduster scene in NXNW. Now who can actually sit through that? No Dialogue. FF button.

La Dolce Vita on fast forward is how Fellini meant it to be watched, i think. Also, old Lawrence Welk reruns. It's getting mighty predictable here. EVERY week, the Greek Choir complains about the slow pacing. As if it would suddenly change after the first couple of episodes. It's the same people who complain that…

Or Antonioni.

"Evelyn, It's Wrong!" I think was probably everyone's favorite moment? Right?

and a good question would be, does Bad Coop intrinsically know everything Good Coop knows? Or, at least, does he know all his experiences prior to being trapped in the black lodge. I could see the "yes he does" argument, based on the fact that he IS his shadow self. Imagine your shadow self splitting from you…

hence, "I always thought you knew it was me," right before he kills her. . .

Actually, i'm thinking of starting a petition for Showtime to fund an Evolution-Of-The-Arm spinoff, where it lives in a Manhattan apartment with its doppelganger and a beautiful young college girl who they both are constantly trying to impress. There are much crazy antics, lots of road runner/wily e. coyote battles…

And i get the feeling Donna never visits him.

A cat, with a chipmunk in his mouth, but i digress…

You're right! I would have been using the long, rectangular shaped push broom back at the DQ in 1982. What is the symbolic significance of this wrong broom?

My first guess? Which someone on here already posted— Torn pages from Laura's Diary. From: When Annie (In FWWM) appeared next to her in her bed, "My name is Annie, and I've been with Laura and Dale. The good Dale is in the Lodge, and he can't leave. Write it in your diary." That might work? Who put them there then?…

Keith, is that you?

well, i happen to have david lynch right here. david, would you please address Officer Fuzzyface?

I think this story is a hoax made up by the liberal media in an effort to curb our rights as mammals to own guns. funny, i bet you won't hear that line today.

Calling My Resorts Tacky! Fake Commenters! Very Sad! Unfair!

I think for people like us, it's like a sugar high or something. we just enjoy it. like the scene in MD. . . something bit me reallll bad. a man murders two—no, three—people in an office, yet it's all pure comedy. and btw, that guy with the little black book? i haven't done the imdb check, but i'm sure he's the one…

"I respect his trolling." i'm not sure that he's trolling anyone. he's just painting his story.